Adoption

So my Mom has been neglecting me....BAD.  I mean I have had no computer time, only walking one time a day (she says its for my benefit because its so hot...riiiiiight), and she spends 30 mins a day making flowers for my brother's wedding...that I am not attending!  

So here I am, looking for a someone to love me and shower me with all their attention.  I told my Mom I was going to run away.  I had my suitcase packed (you can't tell from my mom's bad phone pic...but its a scooby doo suitcase with my blankey and water bottle).

Here are a few of my needs.....

1)A couch for naps.  One is fine with me....I like to cuddle while napping and since I am so small, there is plenty of room.  Plus I am able to hold you down should there be an earthquake.

2)A fenced yard, because I have a severe hearing problem (selective hearing...the worse case people have ever seen).  I also can not see when I close my eyes....which I do very often when I am told something is a NO-NO.  If I can not see it, then I am not responsible for any actions that happen to said object.

3)A blanket...I just like to have it for security.  I also use it to hide my toys under....then I scrunch it so I can find my toy.   So wooden floors or carpets are really at your own risk.

4)A chef....I eat alot and I have allergies.  I do not beg from the table or anything....I like my own food. 

So as I was discussing my needs with my mom and informing her of my decision....I thought:

1)  Who will keep my Mom from getting cold at night....I mean if I did not sleep on top of her she would freeze to death.

2)  Who is going to make sure my Mom gets out and walks daily...I never see her walk without me (something about I don't give her an option?????)

3)  Who will chase other dogs and cats away....this is a one dog lady (again something about no option????)

This woman would not survive without me....so it is my responsibility to stay with her...and suffer the neglect.  The sacrifices I make.

Its ok Momma....I will give you kisses and not leave you....you poor helpless being.

PS  Thanks for the toys!



HaPpY BiRtHdAy to MEEEEEEE

Yep I am 4 years old today!   I am so excited, I get to eat treats, play with boxes that have toys on the inside, drink a shot of beer.  To be honest, I do this everyday but Mom assures me today is a special day.  So in honor of ME...I am posting a few pics of who made me the wonderful boy I am today.

I am the handsome fellow on the left...already sitting like a good boy!  You can also tell that I was a tad smaller than the butterball on the right (I was the runt and weighed half the amount of my siblings...but not the case now!).  I was the only one my daddy could not deny!

This is my beautiful momma....must be where I get my sense of style from.  I love to wear clothes...but not a hat. 

She is most most definitely where I get my personality from.  My two legged momma meet her before I was born and says my birth momma cracked her up!  So I sing "I get it from my momma" a lot. 

Off for a day of festivaties!  Have a great weekend!

I am looking at you...

So my mom has to have 2 root canals...and you would think it was major....I mean I ALMOST got stung yesterday and she ignored the whole situation!  But while we were outside, I saw a meow squirrel (I do not know the difference between a cat and a squirrel...in my defense when I chase either...their tails get fluffy and they go up a tree). 

I am looking at you mom...I am...I will not look at the meow squirrel..I will not...

I am down and I am ignoring it...I am ignoring it...I got it...Leave it, Leave it

I am watching you Mom....I am ignoring the small furry thing walking across the drive way...my eyes are directly on you...and we are off......

I see you up there

I see you...I see you...

Ok...I will watch from inside the house...and no mom I will not look you in the eyes....

PS...this furry creature does this daily....it will come to the door and watch me through the glass....I would never hurt it....even if I could catch it....Mom is still working on the leave it and stay command

Happy Memorial Day

Wanted to take the time to wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day....

And to say thank you to all the two-legged and four-legged soldiers that make sacrifices daily that allows me the freedom I have.  May we never forget.

Do not trust sitters!

So I have spent the last two weeks telling my mom that she should never leave me.  I explain that if she has to be away from the house...that I should go with her.  When she comes home, I tell her all about how the sitter is not trust worthy.....that I do not feel comfortable with him.  I explain that I am a nervous wreck the whole time she is away.  So what does the sitter do....sends this pic of me to her....while he is watching me....and my mom was away.....I mean do they not have to sign a waiver or something that states no evidence will be used to discredit my arguements with my mom?  I mean....who can you trust these days?  I tried to tell her he slipped something into my treat and I am not responsible for how comfortable I look in this picture.

I can't hear you...and do not want to

It took me a bit...but I finally got these pillows against my ears.   I am not listening to you....ever again.  Toy?......

What a week!

So Mom has had to be out of the house this past week....and she brought in a new sitter (the old one put me outside and went to the store.....not sure if anyone has seen him since then...but know I haven't!).  It is Higgins' two-legged brother.  He is great!  He even texted Mom and said I was an ANGEL!  Not sure why anyone doubted that....Mom thinks he was fibbing a bit so he can have a part-time job sitting with me.  But when she returned from being out...we enjoyed the sunshine and blooming things.

Yes mom, they are pretty!  And I just love sticking my head into them...look a beetle...I am going to get it...I am I am!

Mom that thing has bees....let's go inside and enjoy the beauty from the safety of the house.   Let's go Mom.  Mom...it has BEES....I will see you inside.