Thursday, July 25, 2013

Adoption

So my Mom has been neglecting me....BAD.  I mean I have had no computer time, only walking one time a day (she says its for my benefit because its so hot...riiiiiight), and she spends 30 mins a day making flowers for my brother's wedding...that I am not attending!  
So here I am, looking for a someone to love me and shower me with all their attention.  I told my Mom I was going to run away.  I had my suitcase packed (you can't tell from my mom's bad phone pic...but its a scooby doo suitcase with my blankey and water bottle).
Here are a few of my needs.....
1)A couch for naps.  One is fine with me....I like to cuddle while napping and since I am so small, there is plenty of room.  Plus I am able to hold you down should there be an earthquake.
2)A fenced yard, because I have a severe hearing problem (selective hearing...the worse case people have ever seen).  I also can not see when I close my eyes....which I do very often when I am told something is a NO-NO.  If I can not see it, then I am not responsible for any actions that happen to said object.
3)A blanket...I just like to have it for security.  I also use it to hide my toys under....then I scrunch it so I can find my toy.   So wooden floors or carpets are really at your own risk.
4)A chef....I eat alot and I have allergies.  I do not beg from the table or anything....I like my own food. 

So as I was discussing my needs with my mom and informing her of my decision....I thought:
1)  Who will keep my Mom from getting cold at night....I mean if I did not sleep on top of her she would freeze to death.
2)  Who is going to make sure my Mom gets out and walks daily...I never see her walk without me (something about I don't give her an option?????)
3)  Who will chase other dogs and cats away....this is a one dog lady (again something about no option????)
This woman would not survive without me....so it is my responsibility to stay with her...and suffer the neglect.  The sacrifices I make.
Its ok Momma....I will give you kisses and not leave you....you poor helpless being.
PS  Thanks for the toys!



12 comments:

  1. It's always good to let the peeps know you have options. Glad you're going to stay with momma and take care of her.

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  2. BLITZ MY HANDSOME TALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FRIEND. I'LL LEAVE A LIGHT BURNING COME ON OVER. IT APPEARS SEVERAL OF YOUR NEEDS, COUCH, FENCE AND BLANKIE, NEED TO BE AT LEAST 7 TO 7 1/2' LONG TOO.
    VERY ADORABLE POST AND I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D BE BEST MAN AT YOUR BROS WEDDING?!!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  3. Weighing up the options we'd stay at home too. Just need to kick mum into touch. LOL Blitz maybe you should munch on some of those flowers. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. I'm sure you would have no trouble at all finding a new place Blitz so it's really great of you to stay with mom and take care of her...You've got a huge heart my pal

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  5. You are wonderful Blitz to make such a sacrifice and stay with your Mom. Sounds like she really needs you
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  6. Peeps are very much difficult to KEEP ON TRACK... they tend to have minds and wills that WANDER and STRAY from the IMpawTANT stuffs in life. SIGH

    We hate to tell you this Blitz, butt it wouldn't be any better any place else. At least you have MOST of your needs tended to where you are. BESIDES... that suitcase would NEVER hold all your toys and stuffs. We think there are at least 87 toys.

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  7. Blitz you sure are a sweet and selfless pup. Choosing to stay and take care of your mom instead of thinking only of yourself. You are a good good dog for sure.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  8. Oh Blitz, you are one generous dude!! I don't know whats your Moms would do without you! I thinks you are a FABulous lap dog. I thinks I am too, butts Ma seems to differ when I plop on her and she goes "owwwwww"..pffffft! she's just a wuss!
    Anyhu, If you ever need a place to crash, you can come on overs! Though, I have to warn you...thingies aren't much better here....BOL
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  9. Howdy Blitz, you are the most loving and generous boy. We're glad you decided to stay and look after your mum. She would be lost without you for sure! Love the photo of you wearing your blanket. Rory does the same hehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  10. Blitz I hear you, She has been very busy too but I think you are best to stay - where in earth would the two legged one be without you to keep her warm, take her walking and generally look after her????

    Woof

    Groucho

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  11. Oh Blitz....the sacrifices we make fur our pawrents! You are such a selfless soul! BOL!!

    ~Higgins

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  12. I love this post it is adorable. I think that there might be a bit of a problem finding some of your accommodations so I suggest you just stay with the peeps. Thank you so much for sharing. I love the suitcase.


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