So the dumbo, confused man who enjoys torture vet told my Mom I had gained 18lbs since my last visit (I mean who keeps up with that stuff???). As I sat there saying, "you took my temp how? and YOU want to complain about me???", my Mom listened to why at 4 years old I should not gain that much weight from my last visit. He advised that I DO NOT gain anymore weight, and maybe should go on a diet.
I mean look at me...I am nothing but skin and bones...I am trying to get Mom to send this pic to the
old cuckooDR as proof that he needs new glasses and a new scale and proper animal doctoring etiquette. I am convinced his education came from a mail in certificate...Mom swears he is the BEST (easy for her to say).
I mean take another look at me....I do not need to diet. SKIN and BONES!
And did she tell him that she has not been taking me on walks and that she also gained weight...NOOOOO. I tried to get her to express to him that I love exercise....and here is the proof....
Ok so this is what I do BEFORE I exercise...I mean you should be properly rested to get the most out of it. I do hear the leash being rattled...so guess it is time to walk!!! Stay healthy my friends. And remember
...YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT...so I am going to eat a little lap dog!
If you are what you eat then I'd say you have been eating skin and bones. Are you sure you are seeing a real doctor?
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Goose
Outrageous slur on your person Blitz. Those blood stealers always cause trouble. We can see you are just skin and bone. Scandalous we say. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Fur shame on your hoomin Blitz...No walk? It's a crime...You look quite svelte from where we sit (curled up on the couch of course)
ReplyDeleteGosh Blitz. 18 lbs is just about what I weigh! (we spend more time on the couch than exercising too!)
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Yep, I agree, been down that road, diet my butt, we know whats good for , Right!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Huh, Blitz, I say phooey to that Vet. You look PERFECT my friend, although you do look like skin and bone in the photo hehehe. we reckon you need MORE food. You know the good stuff, donuts, chips and sausage! I can tell ya, I Rory, gained 14 kgs (30 lbs) in my last year and the Vet said I'm perfect. (I'm around 38 inches at the shoulder and 89 kgs (196 lbs). Take care mate. We danes come in all sizes! No worries, and slobber, Rory and Stella.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Next time you go to the Vet, if you see that temperature thingy just do what I did. Sit down!! Hehehe, not a darn thing they could do about it!! rory
Pfffffffft!!! That's what I have to say to that nutso of a vettie!!! You just farts in his face next time Blitz!!! That's what I do when they bring up the 'diet' word!!! You will see that vettie RUN outta the room!!! hehehe...good times.
ReplyDeleteWells, I thinks you look FABulous Blitz, and I thinks your vettie needs a new scale and new eye glasses!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Hey there Blitz! Was glad to see your comment the other day, we have been wondering how you and your Mom are. Hope you are well
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta