My mommy is back to normal! Well normal for her.....

My big brother and his wife....after the wedding ceremony.   My mom says it was a good thing I did not go....the wedding party had tutus....and I would have chased me some fairies/ballerinas all over the church!!

So things are back to normal around here...no dieting to get into a dress, no making flowers, no nothing!!  Just some good ole laying around and playing with me....and some extra toys for being a good boy!  I had my first overnight sitter....Mom says she hopes I did not scare him off, not sure what she meant but I know he slept for days after he left here!  So I am just watching the world go by and enjoying being the only child again.  

And blocking the door so my Momma can never leave again!

Miss you all....on leave!

I have been keeping watch on all of your guys and gals postings...Mom and I have really been enjoying reading them.  I will be back soon but wanted to thank you all for the "mini vacations" of reading all about the exciting things you all are up to!



Puppy Fix

My Mom's friend became a Grandma!  They are a Golden Pei (mix of Golden Retriever and Shar-Pei).  I admit...they are cute little things.  So Mom has been getting pics of these babies and picked out her favorite.  Today this picture comes and guess which one was the one she had picked out????  The one upside down and backwards!!  Of course....would not expect anything different.  She seems to go for the ones who walk to a different beat....
Have to thank Ms. Emily for sending pictures....it lets my Mom get her puppy fix from afar....and that is ok with me!

Have a great weekend everyone....and walk to your own beat.

Training for a little brother.....

So a couple of years ago, my Mom wanted to be a foster parent for a deaf great dane puppy (one of my siblings is deaf so Momma has a heart for special needs).  The foster people came to approve our home.  They said we had plenty of space, a great fenced in yard, a momma experienced with big boys and patience.  I was part of the interview process.  Well the ladies did all kinds of crazy things and then told my momma that while she had a heart for this, her child would not allow another pet to have her attention.  This broke my momma's heart....I tried to tell her I did not even know they talked to my Big Brother but that I could not believe he reacted that way! 
So she has decided to train me to be a Big Brother (I don't know why...I WAS NOT the issue the first time...it had to be her other son, who was not in the house or part of the interview process).  She consulted a K-9 pyschiatrist who told her to introduce me to a play dog and shower it with attention and let me get used to her showing attention to something else.  I mean I am not a specialist, but I think I could have told her that...and that I have no issue with siblings (as long as they do not live in the house, sit on mom's lap, sit by my mom, or anything like that).

As you can tell....I am thrilled that my mom put this on my blanket...and keeps saying..."It's a baby....easy".  So far so good!

So here I am lovingly cleaning its ears....while I try to remove its eyeballs.

I am being easy Momma...and see I did not want it to have to share MY blanket (how rude that would be)..so I am making sure I am wrapped up in it....and look I am even let it lick my ears now.

Look Mom...it wants to be an outside dog....maybe you can get Aunt Patrice to make it a doghouse.  And it can no longer see....something happened to its eyes.

So Mom wants any advice you all can provide her on how to train me.  I was not aggressive to any of the dogs they brought to test me and Mom.  I just blocked them from my Momma and I politely took toys away from them and laid on them (has anyone heard of choking hazard).  I gently removed them from the couch if my Mom was on it also.  I do not hurt them...I just nicely put them in the floor.  They have lots of other furntiture to choose from anyways.

Have a blessed weekend....and feel free to ignore the last paragraph! 

Adoption

So my Mom has been neglecting me....BAD.  I mean I have had no computer time, only walking one time a day (she says its for my benefit because its so hot...riiiiiight), and she spends 30 mins a day making flowers for my brother's wedding...that I am not attending!  

So here I am, looking for a someone to love me and shower me with all their attention.  I told my Mom I was going to run away.  I had my suitcase packed (you can't tell from my mom's bad phone pic...but its a scooby doo suitcase with my blankey and water bottle).

Here are a few of my needs.....

1)A couch for naps.  One is fine with me....I like to cuddle while napping and since I am so small, there is plenty of room.  Plus I am able to hold you down should there be an earthquake.

2)A fenced yard, because I have a severe hearing problem (selective hearing...the worse case people have ever seen).  I also can not see when I close my eyes....which I do very often when I am told something is a NO-NO.  If I can not see it, then I am not responsible for any actions that happen to said object.

3)A blanket...I just like to have it for security.  I also use it to hide my toys under....then I scrunch it so I can find my toy.   So wooden floors or carpets are really at your own risk.

4)A chef....I eat alot and I have allergies.  I do not beg from the table or anything....I like my own food. 

So as I was discussing my needs with my mom and informing her of my decision....I thought:

1)  Who will keep my Mom from getting cold at night....I mean if I did not sleep on top of her she would freeze to death.

2)  Who is going to make sure my Mom gets out and walks daily...I never see her walk without me (something about I don't give her an option?????)

3)  Who will chase other dogs and cats away....this is a one dog lady (again something about no option????)

This woman would not survive without me....so it is my responsibility to stay with her...and suffer the neglect.  The sacrifices I make.

Its ok Momma....I will give you kisses and not leave you....you poor helpless being.

PS  Thanks for the toys!



HaPpY BiRtHdAy to MEEEEEEE

Yep I am 4 years old today!   I am so excited, I get to eat treats, play with boxes that have toys on the inside, drink a shot of beer.  To be honest, I do this everyday but Mom assures me today is a special day.  So in honor of ME...I am posting a few pics of who made me the wonderful boy I am today.

I am the handsome fellow on the left...already sitting like a good boy!  You can also tell that I was a tad smaller than the butterball on the right (I was the runt and weighed half the amount of my siblings...but not the case now!).  I was the only one my daddy could not deny!

This is my beautiful momma....must be where I get my sense of style from.  I love to wear clothes...but not a hat. 

She is most most definitely where I get my personality from.  My two legged momma meet her before I was born and says my birth momma cracked her up!  So I sing "I get it from my momma" a lot. 

Off for a day of festivaties!  Have a great weekend!

I am looking at you...

So my mom has to have 2 root canals...and you would think it was major....I mean I ALMOST got stung yesterday and she ignored the whole situation!  But while we were outside, I saw a meow squirrel (I do not know the difference between a cat and a squirrel...in my defense when I chase either...their tails get fluffy and they go up a tree). 

I am looking at you mom...I am...I will not look at the meow squirrel..I will not...

I am down and I am ignoring it...I am ignoring it...I got it...Leave it, Leave it

I am watching you Mom....I am ignoring the small furry thing walking across the drive way...my eyes are directly on you...and we are off......

I see you up there

I see you...I see you...

Ok...I will watch from inside the house...and no mom I will not look you in the eyes....

PS...this furry creature does this daily....it will come to the door and watch me through the glass....I would never hurt it....even if I could catch it....Mom is still working on the leave it and stay command